And here's to you, Mr. Piro-san!
Readers love you more than you will know, whoa-ho-ho . . .
Faith to you please, Mr. Piro-san!
Hope you find confidence on the way, hey-hey-hey . . .

We've been coming down to MT since it all began
We've always felt your art was great . . .
Look around you, all you see are extreme die-hard fans
And some little trolls, we'll kill them if you please

And here's to you, Mr. Piro-san!
Readers love you more than you will know, whoa-ho-ho . . .
Faith to you please, Mr. Piro-san!
Hope you find confidence on the way, hey-hey-hey . . .

Put your art onto the web, thinking no one will come . . .
Until you get linked by Penny Arcade . . .
It was s'posed to be a little thing, not big at all . . 
Then everything changed, but somethings stayed the same

A triple w00t, Mr. Piro-san!
Readers love you more than you will know, whoa-ho-ho . . .
Faith to you please, Mr. Piro-san!
Hope you find confidence on the way, hey-hey-hey . . .

Sitting by a desktop on an early Monday morn
Waiting for the comic strip . . .
Groan about it, smile before it, anything you do
Remember that we're all here for you . . .

Where have you gone, Largo 1337 Master?
A rant column waits, empty, there, for you . . . Oo-oo-oo . . .
What's that you say, Mr. Piro-san?
"Largo-san has left and gone away."  Hey-hey-hey.