Who's watching out for welfares of others
Saving Largo from Dumpster Buffet
Who's stepping up to defend Erika?
Everyone knows it's Junpei!

Who's travellin' all over the city
Tryin' to be 1337 in every way?
Who's taking 1337 Master to his classes?
Everyone knows it's Junpei!

And Junpei's a ninja-dude
Who works on the side of good
And Junpei has skillz to serve
The Head Ninja . . .

Who's travellin' all over the city
Tryin' to be 1337 in every way?
Who's taking 1337 Master to his classes?
Everyone knows it's Junpei!

(repeat verse x 3)