"Dark Queen" (to the tune of "Good", by Better than Ezra)


Looking around the house
Sittin' above a Megagamers store
Looking for signs of death,
But the Dark Queen ain't here

Maybe I'm just too sure
But I know real well, my 1337 senses aren't tinglin'
No stench of death around,
So I tell my friend:

"Piro!  You must know what we're up against!
Piro!  She's the Queen, oo-waa-oo-waa-oo
Piro!  You must know what we're up against!
Piro!  She's the queen, oo-waa-oo-waa-oo"

Lookin' into his face
I can tell that he don't believe a word
He's always been funny
In that cynical way

"Well, maybe you'll see when you're zombie-kibble
But I like you too much to let that happen
So help me put up all of these ph34r-bots.
No you won't?  Well don't blame me when all the zombies say

'Piro!  Give me brains, I need to eat them!
Piro!  I want food, oo-waa-oo-waa-oo
Piro!  Give me brains, I want to eat them!
Piro!  I want food, oo-waa-oo-waa-oo"

Yeah, she's the dark queen
Yeah, she's the dark queen
Yeah, that's right.